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thecumberstache:

“I’m a girl gamer and a total nerd.”

(via ogleface)

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

(via theremightbeblood)

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

(via theremightbeblood)


Balance and Composure

Balance and Composure

(via proudscum)

In Florida they’re eating dude’s faces and not reacting to bullets.

In Jersey they’re stabbing themselves in the stomach and throwing their own intestines at police.

Now in Baltimore they’re admitting to eating hearts and braiiiiiins.

Not a difficult conclusion to draw here, folks. Arm yourselves and leave the weakest among you to die alone.  You can claim zombie hunting is a team sport if you like, but I’ll be damned if I get my brain eaten because you get your foot stuck in a fence.  Every man for themselves from this point forward.”

Terrified

First day of school on a boat!

First day of school on a boat!

boniverotica:

Bon Iver is sitting on the roof of the cabin, experimenting with different models of paper aircraft. One is good for distance, its flight taking it almost as far as the chicken coop. Another performs aerial acrobatics, twisting and turning and loop-de-looping several times before touching down gracefully near the porch. A third model is remarkable for its accuracy, landing gently inside my overturned straw hat, which I have been filling with small peppers from the garden. I notice this one is covered in his distinctive scrawl, sketches of a song he has abandoned. ‘Red-winged blackbird on cattails, telephone wires. Egret / regret / roulette / chess set / butterfly net. Loose flock of pheasants - grassland, near water. Migratory marvel, my fragile flying love.’ 

boniverotica:

Bon Iver is sitting on the roof of the cabin, experimenting with different models of paper aircraft. One is good for distance, its flight taking it almost as far as the chicken coop. Another performs aerial acrobatics, twisting and turning and loop-de-looping several times before touching down gracefully near the porch. A third model is remarkable for its accuracy, landing gently inside my overturned straw hat, which I have been filling with small peppers from the garden. I notice this one is covered in his distinctive scrawl, sketches of a song he has abandoned. ‘Red-winged blackbird on cattails, telephone wires. Egret / regret / roulette / chess set / butterfly net. Loose flock of pheasants - grassland, near water. Migratory marvel, my fragile flying love.’ 

rachelswonderland:

Jesus Christ // Brand New

rachelswonderland:

Jesus Christ // Brand New

(via arienettecasablancas)

Pen Friends!: Giveaway!

pen-friends:

This is a small giveaway to hopefully promote this blog! Sorry there aren’t any photos but here is what you could win!

1st place:

  • A large French flag.
  • Six teas from different areas of the world.
  • A sticker sheet.
  • A postcard from somewhere in the world.

2nd place:

  • Three teas from…

#pen pals #pen pal #penpal #penpals #snail mail #mail #package #parcel #giveaway #tea #postcard #flag #france #stickers #stamps #international

Looking up Bon Iver I found some hilarious things

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-the-fck-is-bon-iver